As part of the never ending saga that has become my relationship with Qantas, I have been trying to book my tickets all afternoon and I am constantly met with this error page.

Qantas booking engin offline

Luckily I should be able to call Qantas on 13 13 13 and book my ticket, but their systems are also offline. When I asked to speak with a supervisor, I was hung up on. Yet another fantastic example of the great respect with which Qantas treats their customers.